1 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:24,557 (ROOSTER CROWS) 2 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:03,596 (MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:12,725 Luisa. 4 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,462 Luisa, are you coming down soon? 5 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,745 "Kiss number 60. 6 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:36,716 "The kiss upon the eyes. 7 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:38,985 "The eyelid kiss is said to produce 8 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:42,722 "a unique sensation of an unworldly nature, 9 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:45,925 "running from the base of the spine to the knees." 10 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,504 BELLOMY: Luisa. 11 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,744 What you been doing up there, dear? 12 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:05,912 Studying. 13 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,680 Well, that's good. 14 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:11,618 What's that for? 15 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,052 Number 26. 16 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,554 Kissing a parent. 17 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:18,625 Where are you going? 18 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:19,659 Town. 19 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:22,662 Before you go, would you do your dad a favor 20 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:25,064 and come over here a second, let me see how this fits? 21 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,936 I always look like a sick turkey. 22 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:31,671 Ah. 23 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:32,805 (GROANS) The neckline is too high. 24 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:33,940 Be careful... 25 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:37,377 Where did you get that? 26 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,479 That's your mother's necklace. 27 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:41,914 I found it in a box of old letters. 28 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,685 You gave it to her, didn't you? 29 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,391 I can't believe you were ever that romantic. 30 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:52,959 Ha! 31 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:54,661 Did you stand outside her window 32 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:56,562 and serenade her with love songs too? 33 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,464 Mmm. 34 00:04:58,865 --> 00:04:59,999 (GARGLING) 35 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:04,370 I guess not. 36 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,805 There are other things in the world 37 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:07,573 as important as love songs, you know. 38 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:08,675 Like what? 39 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:11,077 Like work songs, that's like what. 40 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:14,414 Like hymns, anthems, marches. 41 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,115 Dirges. 42 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,751 Never mind. 43 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,721 (SIGHS) 44 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,992 Papa, I've got to take wing. 45 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,727 Be careful, it's duck season. 46 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,465 I don't suppose your wings 47 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,001 are going to carry you anywhere near that carnival, are they? 48 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:36,602 What carnival? 49 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:40,840 Luisa. 50 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,311 You look nice in the necklace. 51 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,750 (HAMMERING) 52 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:53,152 Hi, Mr. Hucklebee. 53 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,458 (MOUTHING WORDS) 54 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:00,593 Luisa? 55 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,163 How many times, since they moved in, 56 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,467 have I told you not to talk to that idiot next door? 57 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,235 Couple of hundred. 58 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:12,171 A couple of hundred times you told me not to talk to his son either. 59 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,740 Good for me. 60 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,775 And no carnival. 61 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:27,987 ♪ I'd like to swim In a clear blue stream 62 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:31,924 ♪ Where the water is icy cold 63 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:36,195 ♪ Then go to town In a golden gown 64 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:39,932 ♪ And have my fortune told 65 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:44,036 ♪ Just once, just once 66 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:48,174 ♪ Just once before I am old 67 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:51,811 ♪ I'd like to be not evil 68 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:56,749 ♪ But a little worldly wise 69 00:06:56,783 --> 00:07:00,586 ♪ To be the kind of girl designed 70 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:05,591 ♪ To be kissed upon the eyes 71 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:10,563 ♪ I'd like to dance till 2:00 72 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,966 ♪ Or sometimes dance till dawn 73 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,236 ♪ Or if the band could stand it 74 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:21,707 ♪ Just go on and on and on 75 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:25,578 ♪ Just once, just once 76 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:30,216 ♪ Before the chance is gone 77 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:36,222 ♪ I'd like to waste a week or two 78 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:40,259 ♪ And never do a chore 79 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,863 ♪ To wear my hair unfastened 80 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:50,636 ♪ So it billows to the floor 81 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:58,744 ♪ To do the things I've dreamed about 82 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:02,148 ♪ But never done before 83 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:06,219 ♪ Perhaps I'm bad or wild or mad 84 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:09,856 ♪ With lots of grief in store 85 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:13,893 ♪ But I want much more Than keepin' house 86 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:20,867 ♪ Much more, much more, 87 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:29,842 ♪ Much more! 88 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,661 Where you going? 89 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,997 Uh, got to make sure the hogs get fed. 90 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,566 You're all dressed up. Got a date with one of them? 91 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,336 I just got to go the store first to get the feed. 92 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:01,841 All right, and pick me up some of that cough syrup 93 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,809 that puts me right to sleep, will you? 94 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,113 I got to get back to work. 95 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:17,056 (EXCLAIMS) That's one hammer I'll never see again. 96 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,958 BELLOMY: Oh, yes, you will. 97 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,363 Keep your crud on your own side! 98 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,234 You keep your face and your damn bricks out of my side! 99 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:30,202 Or you'll be wearing brick earmuffs. 100 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:31,971 Thief! 101 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:33,172 Murderer! 102 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:34,240 Lunkhead! 103 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:36,943 Fuzz bucket! 104 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:43,349 He's out of his mind with love, that son of mine. 105 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:46,986 Nothing sets the heart a flutter, like a good old fashion feud. 106 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:50,756 What do you think will happen when they meet on that road to the carnival? 107 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,659 I don't know. 108 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,394 But they'll never suspect we planned it. 109 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:59,031 That son of mine, he's fantastic. 110 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,934 My daughter is fantastic too. 111 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,737 Just think if they knew that we wanted them wed. 112 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,272 A pre-arranged marriage? 113 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,207 They'd rather be dead. 114 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,745 Children. 115 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,980 Lovers. 116 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,147 Fantasticks. 117 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,117 Geese. 118 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,152 How cruel ever we are. 119 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,721 How crafty to know 120 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,290 to manipulate children, you merely say 121 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,292 no. No. 122 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,161 ♪ Oh! 123 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:33,032 ♪ Dog's got to bark, a mule's got to bray 124 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:37,136 ♪ Soldiers must fight and preachers must pray 125 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:41,273 ♪ And children, I guess, must get their own way 126 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,176 ♪ The minute that you say no 127 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:49,915 ♪ Why did the kids pour jam on the cat? 128 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:54,053 ♪ Raspberry jam all over the cat? 129 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:57,923 ♪ Why should the kids do something like that 130 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,926 ♪ When all that we said was no? 131 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:26,919 ♪ Why did the kids put beans in their ears? 132 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:30,956 ♪ No one can hear with beans in their ears 133 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:34,527 ♪ After a while the reason appears 134 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,363 ♪ They did it 'cause we said no 135 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,900 ♪ Your daughter brings a young man in 136 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,169 ♪ Says "Do you like him, Pa?" 137 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:46,105 ♪ Just tell her, "He's a fool" 138 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:50,309 ♪ And then, you've got a son-in-law 139 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:56,849 ♪ You've got a son-in-law! 140 00:11:56,882 --> 00:12:00,219 ♪ Sure as the June comes right after May! 141 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:04,390 ♪ Sure as the night comes right after day! 142 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:08,094 ♪ You can be sure the devil's to pay 143 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:12,164 ♪ The minute that you say no 144 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:14,133 ♪ No! 145 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,002 ♪ Make sure you never say... 146 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:22,174 ♪ No! 147 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,149 Kids. 148 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,817 Won't it be nice, when our kids are married 149 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,987 so they can drive each other crazy, instead of us? 150 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,957 Right. They're nearly there. 151 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:42,294 There just one thing missing for our hero and heroine, a climax. 152 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:45,030 You watch what you say, you are talking about my daughter. 153 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,565 And speaking in theatrical terms 154 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,434 we have to find some way to end the feud 155 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:51,170 without them knowing we made the whole thing up. 156 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,842 Well, how do you propose we do that? 157 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,444 That's the problem. 158 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:01,947 Wait a minute. 159 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,918 You see? 160 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,119 Whenever you got a problem 161 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,255 the United States Postal Service comes to the rescue. 162 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,422 Yeah, they run a tight shift. 163 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,591 Let's go, Bellomy. Let's have a talk with this fellow... 164 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,294 Are you crazy? We can't go to the carnival, the kids will see us, 165 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,263 they'll think we're looking for them. 166 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,464 Instant heat. 167 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:20,599 I seem to remember that's good for romance. Isn't it? 168 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,234 Uh-huh. Uh-ah! 169 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,103 Fuel to the fire. 170 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,173 "Specialists in dreams come true." 171 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,408 "Family feud settled." 172 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,110 What are we waiting for? 173 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,987 (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 174 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,274 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 175 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:18,924 Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Romeo? 176 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,594 MATT: But soft. 177 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,662 What light through yonder window breaks? 178 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:28,133 It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. 179 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:31,604 Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon. 180 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,306 What if someone sees us? 181 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,674 Come on. 182 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,243 Our fathers. 183 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,644 I don't care about our fathers. 184 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,279 I don't care about the wall. 185 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,115 I don't care about anything but you. 186 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:46,619 ♪ If we were in Verona long ago 187 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:50,022 ♪ And just like the story, our true love forbidden 188 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:57,029 ♪ I would study swordplay and I'd stand and fight them all 189 00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,332 ♪ Anyone who would come between us 190 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:06,038 ♪ Would have to deal with me 191 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:09,708 ♪ I'd stand and face them all 192 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,311 ♪ As one by one they'd fall 193 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,015 ♪ You'd fight them all 194 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,250 ♪ They'd start to fall 195 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:24,323 BOTH: ♪ Love conquers all! 196 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,025 ♪ Love! ♪ I am love! 197 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,027 ♪ You are love! ♪ I am love! 198 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:32,431 ♪ Better far than a metaphor can ever, ever be 199 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,033 ♪ Love! ♪ I am love! 200 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,167 ♪ You are love! 201 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,302 ♪ I am love! 202 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,603 ♪ My mystery... 203 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,139 ♪ His mystery... 204 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:46,378 ♪ Of love 205 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:52,084 ♪ You are Polaris, the one trustworthy star 206 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,186 ♪ You are! ♪ I am! 207 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:55,621 ♪ You are! ♪ I am! 208 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:59,591 ♪ You are September, A special mystery 209 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,593 ♪ To me! ♪ To he! 210 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,495 ♪ To me! ♪ To he! 211 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:07,499 ♪ You are sunlight! Moonlight! Mountains! Valleys! 212 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,536 ♪ The microscopic inside of a leaf! 213 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:12,638 ♪ My joy! 214 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:14,039 ♪ Yes, I am his joy! 215 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,175 ♪ My grief! ♪ Yes, I am his grief! 216 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,477 ♪ My star! ♪ Yes, I am his star! 217 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,213 ♪ My leaf! ♪ Yes, I am his leaf! 218 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:22,481 ♪ Oh. Love! 219 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:23,449 ♪ I am love! 220 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,617 ♪ You are love! ♪ I am love! 221 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:30,522 ♪ Better far than a metaphor can ever, ever be 222 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,459 ♪ Love! 223 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,394 ♪ I am love! 224 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,262 ♪ You are love! 225 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:40,666 ♪ I am love! 226 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,535 ♪ My mystery 227 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:47,706 ♪ His mystery 228 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:53,345 ♪ Of love 229 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:57,116 ♪ Love 230 00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,652 ♪ Love 231 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:07,593 ♪ Love 232 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,565 Do you speak English? 233 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,701 Oh, my God. What is it? 234 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,469 It's my father. 235 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,104 Must be this one. 236 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,406 MATT: My father too. 237 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,707 They're not supposed to be here. 238 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,208 Neither are we. 239 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,180 We'll meet tonight, by the big tree. 240 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,381 In the moonlight. 241 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,482 In moonlight. 242 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,754 It's a century till moonlight. 243 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,426 I'll never wash this hand again. 244 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,267 What the devil... 245 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,268 At your service. 246 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,207 Wait, you the famous El Gallo? 247 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,341 El Gallo. 248 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,778 Oh, yeah. See, we got your advertisement in the mail 249 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,581 and we got ourselves a little problem. 250 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,349 A love problem. 251 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,552 You two have a love problem? 252 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,755 And you seek sympathy from our little band of outcasts. 253 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,790 What would you two be willing to do in front of an audience? 254 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,160 No, wait a minute... 255 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,428 We are not talking about us. 256 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,330 We're talking about our kids. 257 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,865 Who happen to be a boy and a girl. 258 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,468 Less challenging. Follow me. 259 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,872 Although we are not yet fully prepared 260 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:29,308 the official opening of the entire carnival, 261 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,243 I think we can proceed with our business here. 262 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,711 One moment, I'll check my files. 263 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,248 I'm sorry, what did you say your names were? 264 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,217 Hucklebee. Bellomy. 265 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,386 I do beg your pardon, this is "N" through "Z." 266 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,188 Yes, there we are, "A" through "M." Oh! 267 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:44,289 How did you do that? 268 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,924 It wasn't easy it took months to set up these files. 269 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,992 Oh my... 270 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,294 (WHISPERING) Quiet. I'm beginning to get a picture. 271 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,364 You said you had a daughter? 272 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,733 Yes. I see a girl. 273 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,602 Is her name Luisa? 274 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,769 Is that your daughter's name. 275 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,372 Yes. That's her. Oh, look. 276 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:04,376 She is standing next to a young man who must be, who must be... 277 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,378 Quick, before the image fades. 278 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,380 Matt. That's it. 279 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,282 You're amazing. 280 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,284 They seem to be happy enough. 281 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,385 What about the feud? 282 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,720 Of course that's there, I said "seem." 283 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,656 Obviously your children are feeling a great deal of torment. 284 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:18,690 Uncanny. 285 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:21,260 And you've come to me for some kind of magic, eh? 286 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:22,928 You're in luck. 287 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,499 Ooh! 288 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:31,270 Frankly, we came to you to find out how to end this feud. 289 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,605 Many paths lead to the summit. Follow me. 290 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,810 You know, we kind of thought it'd be a good idea 291 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,648 if my mild-mannered son was turned into a rip-roaring hero. 292 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,982 Really? Well, yes, that would be 293 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,684 the first thought of a common rural mind. 294 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,719 And by an amazing coincidence, it's also mine. 295 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,588 Ah! Boy, are we lucky. 296 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:53,859 Of course to have a hero, you must first have a villain. 297 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:56,995 That makes sense. But who? 298 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,433 Let's think, the young lady knows both of you, so that wouldn't work. 299 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,637 What about you? Me? 300 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:09,408 Oh, I couldn't do it, for free. 301 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,710 But for a small donation to my favorite charity... 302 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,779 Yeah. 303 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:19,585 Yeah. 304 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,987 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 305 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,490 Would $60 be an insult? 306 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,893 Yes, but I'm used to abuse. 307 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:30,929 Oh, yes. I see it, I start to kidnap his daughter, 308 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,298 your son runs in to save her. Then a battle. 309 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,434 I allow the boy to defeat me, your son becomes a hero, 310 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:38,003 the parents relent, the feud is over forever. 311 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,739 She melts into his arms. 312 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,409 How much for such a drama? 313 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,445 That, senor, depends. 314 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,447 Depends on what? On what else. 315 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,881 The quality of the rape. 316 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,988 Rape? No! No rape! 317 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,756 Oh, very well then, the abduction. 318 00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,359 The rape, the chase, the kidnapping. 319 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:03,528 Call it what you will, from the Latin rapere. 320 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,030 Meaning "to seize." 321 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:11,370 ♪ Abductions, abductions, Theatrical abductions 322 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:15,374 ♪ Complete with maidens in distress And fabulous productions 323 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:20,479 ♪ The sort of thing you see Upon the operatic stage 324 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:23,882 ♪ Two lovers are meeting Their happiness is fleeting 325 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:27,819 ♪ All at once a bandit man Is standing there repeating! 326 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,621 ♪ Surrender and so forth 327 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,556 ♪ Give us the girl! And so forth 328 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,826 ♪ In short they are surrounded by a gang of angry men 329 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,897 ♪ I see it, I see it A gang of angry men 330 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:44,603 ♪ Heaven I can assure you this is heaven 331 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,639 ♪ For six, young love is out of seven 332 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,142 ♪ This is a dream of ecstasy 333 00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:53,578 ♪ How can we deny them such a dream of ecstasy? 334 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,815 ♪ Sounds a bit expensive I would like to know the fee 335 00:21:56,848 --> 00:22:00,585 ♪ The people are cheering, I'm standing center leering 336 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:04,423 ♪ I wear a cape and steer a snare That's really quite endearing 337 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:07,959 ♪ I enter and so forth I grab the girl and so forth 338 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,596 ♪ I ravish her and start to carry her into the night 339 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:15,400 ♪ The hero, he sees her, he grabs the girl and frees her 340 00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,135 ♪ He tries to tweak me by the nose 341 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,704 ♪ Which certainly should please her 342 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:22,741 ♪ We argue and so forth We draw our swords and so forth 343 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:26,478 ♪ We shout "En garde!" And fight until I stagger and I die 344 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:29,948 ♪ They're fighting, exciting, El Gallo starts to die 345 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:33,618 ♪ The parents relenting, resolve the scene presenting 346 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:37,155 ♪ A prefect picture of content With both of them consenting 347 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,892 ♪ To marriage and so forth To end the feud and so forth 348 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:44,629 ♪ They swear to tear the world apart And live in harmony 349 00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:48,133 ♪ The lovers are kissing The parents reminiscing 350 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,035 ♪ The scene is one of utter bliss 351 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,903 ♪ With not a cliche missing 352 00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:53,772 ♪ There's laughter and so forth 353 00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:55,707 ♪ A happy dance and so forth 354 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:59,177 ♪ Then all at once A harpist and a piano start to play 355 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,113 ♪ I hear it ♪ He hears it 356 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,115 ♪ How beautifully they play 357 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,516 ♪ Drama 358 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,650 ♪ A stormy night 359 00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:07,652 ♪ What he's offering is drama 360 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:08,920 ♪ A bloody fight 361 00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:11,656 ♪ In my life's faded cyclorama 362 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:12,691 ♪ What a sight 363 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:13,959 ♪ He tries to shed a little light 364 00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:17,662 ♪ It's so exciting when you shed a little light 365 00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:18,897 ♪ Really 366 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:19,998 ♪ The lovers kiss 367 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:22,734 ♪ I must admit that this is thrilling 368 00:23:22,768 --> 00:23:23,769 ♪ Oh, such happiness 369 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:26,071 ♪ And it can happen if I'm willing 370 00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:27,072 ♪ How can it miss? 371 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:28,473 ♪ Just make sure the price is right 372 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:31,843 ♪ So why be pikers? Just make sure the price is right 373 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:33,879 ♪ Why should we be pikers? 374 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,881 ♪ Just make sure the price is right 375 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,551 ♪ Abductions, abductions Theatrical abductions 376 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:43,088 ♪ Complete with maidens in distress And fabulous productions 377 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:46,625 ♪ With moonlight, and so forth A happy end and so forth 378 00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:51,863 ♪ And it all depends on one 379 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,232 ♪ It all depends 380 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,901 ♪ It all... 381 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:59,838 ♪ Depends on what you pay 382 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:01,506 ♪ Pay! 383 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,176 ♪ Pay! 384 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,644 ♪ Olay! 385 00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:10,549 First class it is. Now, let's see. 386 00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:13,018 What else should we use? 387 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,022 Do you want Jo-Jo the Chicken Lady? 388 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,691 I don't think so. 389 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:21,259 I know, the Bavarian baby. 390 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,095 I've got one who is very talented, he can swallow a sword. 391 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,598 If you throw in $4 extra he cleans up after himself. 392 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,799 What about that act? 393 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:28,800 Which? 394 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:32,237 "Shakespearian company, direct from London. 395 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,539 "Theatre Royal, Drury Lane." 396 00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:37,108 No. No, you don't want that. 397 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,543 Now, instead... 398 00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:39,978 I think Shakespeare is a great idea. 399 00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:41,980 After all, my son thinks he is Romeo. 400 00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:43,815 My daughter would be a perfect Juliet. 401 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:47,953 Really, gentlemen, I assure you it's not a good idea. 402 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,155 Now, for a first class abduction... 403 00:24:50,188 --> 00:24:51,156 Let me see. 404 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:53,892 BELLOMY: But Shakespeare, that's real class. 405 00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:55,594 I was in a Shakespeare play once. 406 00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:57,662 HUCKLEBEE: Really? Uh-huh. 407 00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,097 My daughter would like Shakespeare. 408 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:03,768 So would my son. Likes that I am the Pantomime whatever. 409 00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:07,272 And with Shakespeare, it's sure to be done in good taste. 410 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:15,747 Sir, the players have arrived. 411 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:18,717 Thank you. But your services will not be necessary. 412 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,952 Now or ever. Back in the trunk. 413 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,188 These men are from London? 414 00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:25,657 Straight from Theatre Royal, Drury Lane? 415 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,859 Absolutely, one long, straight ride. 416 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,594 Down. 417 00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:32,831 Don't see us as we are. Gentlemen, please. 418 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:37,068 Remove ten pounds of road dust from these aged wrinkled cheeks. 419 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:40,138 See make-up caked in glowing powder pink. 420 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:44,209 Imagine a beard, full-blown and glowing like the whiskers of a bear. 421 00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:47,879 Imagine hair in a box, I have all colors. 422 00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:50,715 Please, I beg of you, imagine hair. 423 00:25:56,755 --> 00:26:00,058 And not these clothes, dear God, no, no. 424 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:03,128 Not rags like every beggar has. 425 00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:05,830 But see me in a doublet. 426 00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:07,999 Mortimer, fetch the doublet. 427 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,003 Thank you. 428 00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:16,908 EL GALLO: Gentlemen, if you insist on Shakespeare, 429 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,643 my advice is, don't over-rehearse. 430 00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:21,880 Say a cue, you'll see, I'll know it. Go on, try me. 431 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,849 Friends, Romans, countrymen. 432 00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:25,984 Is what? 433 00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:29,054 Friends, Romans, countrymen. 434 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,021 No, no, no. 435 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:33,258 Don't tell me, I'll get it. You'll see. 436 00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:39,331 Oh, yes, of course, of course. Why, that's easy. 437 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,132 Why didn't you pick a hard one? 438 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,134 Now, here, watch this. 439 00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:50,041 Friends, Romans, countrymen. 440 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:54,846 Screw your courage 441 00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:56,848 to that sticking place. 442 00:26:56,881 --> 00:26:59,317 And be not sick. 443 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:03,021 And pale with reef. 444 00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:06,391 For thou are handmaidens. 445 00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:09,861 But far more fair than she. 446 00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:12,163 Is. 447 00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:17,669 How was that? 448 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:19,604 Do you think he can do it? 449 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,840 The chicken lady is cheaper and you get to keep the eggs. 450 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:24,776 I got faith in the bard, let's sign him on. 451 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,878 Thank you. Thank you. 452 00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:31,182 Thank you. 453 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:34,686 Allow me to introduce myself. 454 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,789 I am Henry Albertson. 455 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,024 BELLOMY: And who is that? 456 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:40,291 HENRY: That's Mortimer. 457 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:43,395 He has been with me all his life. He does death scenes. 458 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,797 Would you like to see one? He's an expert. 459 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,099 Mortimer, die for the gentlemen. 460 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,304 (CHOKING) 461 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:03,448 (GROANS) 462 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,325 And that's the short version. 463 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,961 The Indian is out of the question. 464 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:18,396 Besides, I think he is dead. 465 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,232 Oh. Too bad, 'cause they're a team. Inseparable. 466 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:22,333 So what could we use instead? 467 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,203 How about Siamese twins. Two for the price of one. 468 00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:27,372 Nah, we're gonna stick with Shakespeare. 469 00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:30,775 Yeah. It'll be a lifelong memory for the children. 470 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:33,244 Lifelong memory it is. 471 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:35,146 Still not sure about the Indian. 472 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:38,850 Gentlemen, we must hurry. We have an abduction to stage. 473 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,019 This very night. 474 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:50,929 Here, you two had better go home and rehearse your parts. 475 00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:53,131 Parts? We're not actors. 476 00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:55,366 This is too much to memorize. 477 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,773 Not actors, you say. Very well then. 478 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:04,509 We'll do the abridged version. 479 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:12,083 ♪ Abductions, abductions Theatrical abductions 480 00:29:12,117 --> 00:29:14,552 ♪ Complete with maidens in distress And fabulous... 481 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,854 That's my part. 482 00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,455 ♪ With moonlight and so forth 483 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,290 ♪ And happy ending and so forth 484 00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:23,394 ♪ And it all depends on 485 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:26,831 ♪ What you 486 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:27,966 ♪ Pay 487 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,134 That's my part. 488 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:34,072 Hello. 489 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,940 Hello. 490 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,518 I should have put on something warmer. 491 00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:49,053 I didn't expect it to be so cold. 492 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:52,457 Feel my hand, it's trembling. 493 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:56,494 Oh. Oh, well, here. I don't need this. 494 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:57,862 No, you'll freeze. 495 00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,030 No, no, really. Please. 496 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:00,398 I'm fine. I'm not cold at all. 497 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,406 You're gonna wear it? 498 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:11,376 Yeah. You just said you weren't cold, right? 499 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:14,445 Oh, I'm... 500 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,118 (THUNDERCLAP) 501 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:25,890 It's all right. 502 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:31,262 I'm scared, Matt. 503 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,066 I'll take care of you, Luisa. 504 00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:37,202 I promise, I'll protect you. 505 00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:41,339 I love you, Matt. 506 00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:44,442 I want there to be a happy ending. 507 00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:48,012 I promise that there will be. 508 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,215 (THUNDERCLAP) 509 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,286 Feel that? What? 510 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:57,989 My hand. 511 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,558 It's trembling too. 512 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:08,600 ♪ Hear how the wind begins to whisper 513 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:13,171 ♪ See how the leaves go streaming by 514 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:18,009 ♪ Smell how the velvet rain is falling, 515 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:22,513 ♪ Out where the fields are warm and dry 516 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:29,020 ♪ Now is the time to run inside and stay 517 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:37,929 ♪ Now is the time to find a hideaway 518 00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:45,603 ♪ Where we can stay 519 00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:56,514 MATT: ♪ Soon it's gonna rain I can see it 520 00:31:56,547 --> 00:32:01,119 ♪ Soon it's gonna rain I can tell 521 00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:07,358 ♪ Soon it's gonna rain What are we gonna do? 522 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:13,731 ♪ We'll find four limbs of a tree 523 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:18,536 ♪ We'll build four walls and a floor 524 00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:23,207 ♪ We'll bind it over with leaves 525 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:27,445 ♪ And duck inside to stay 526 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:31,316 ♪ Then we'll let it rain 527 00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:33,618 ♪ We'll not feel it 528 00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:35,653 ♪ Then we'll let it rain 529 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:38,156 ♪ Ran pell-mell 530 00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:40,358 ♪ And we'll not complain 531 00:32:40,391 --> 00:32:46,130 ♪ If it never stops at all 532 00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:50,435 ♪ We'll live and love 533 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:57,208 ♪ Within our own four walls 534 00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:45,450 How was it? 535 00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:47,852 It was wonderful. 536 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:54,692 ♪ We'll find four limbs of a tree 537 00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:59,464 ♪ We'll build four walls and a floor 538 00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:04,235 ♪ We'll bind it over with leaves 539 00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:06,838 ♪ And run inside to stay 540 00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:08,606 ♪ When it's gonna rain 541 00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:11,542 ♪ Come run inside to stay 542 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:13,277 ♪ When it's gonna rain 543 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:16,180 ♪ For soon it's gonna rain 544 00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:20,852 ♪ I can see it I can feel it 545 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:24,889 ♪ Run inside 546 00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:30,461 ♪ And then we'll let it rain 547 00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:31,929 ♪ Then we'll let it rain 548 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,899 ♪ We'll not feel it 549 00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:36,634 ♪ Then we'll let it rain 550 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,936 ♪ Then we'll let it rain 551 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,439 ♪ Rain pell-mell 552 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:45,443 ♪ And we'll not complain 553 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,712 ♪ Happy ending 554 00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:51,349 ♪ If it never stops at all... 555 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,484 ♪ Then we'll let it rain 556 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:57,955 ♪ Why complain We'll live and love 557 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,957 ♪ Within our walls 558 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:05,496 ♪ Happily we'll live and love No cares at all 559 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:10,301 ♪ Happily we'll live and love 560 00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:18,209 ♪ Within our castle 561 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:23,714 ♪ Walls 562 00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:24,949 (SCREAMING) 563 00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:39,564 That's it. Go get him, son. 564 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:00,651 En garde! 565 00:37:04,455 --> 00:37:05,790 (LUISA SCREAMING) 566 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:15,266 Not bad for a boy. 567 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:24,442 (LUISA SCREAMING) 568 00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,295 Matt! 569 00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:59,610 Matt! Matt! 570 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:15,793 ...For Harry, England, and St. George. 571 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:18,963 I'm unharmed. 572 00:38:18,996 --> 00:38:20,331 Help! 573 00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:23,000 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 574 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,348 (YELLING) 575 00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:43,354 (SCREAMING) 576 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,626 Oh, no. 577 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:55,966 (SCREAMING) 578 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,111 (SCREAMING) 579 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:28,699 Shakespeare stuff is great! 580 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:31,869 You there. In the black cape. Let her go. 581 00:39:32,636 --> 00:39:33,671 What? 582 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:36,474 I said, let her go. 583 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:38,142 If that's what you want... 584 00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:40,611 (SCREAMS) 585 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,613 Yee-haw! 586 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,717 Hold on, darling. I've got you. 587 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:48,886 And who do you think has you? 588 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,089 (LUISA SCREAMING) 589 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:21,952 He's gone. 590 00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:25,956 He's gone! 591 00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:27,258 Yes. 592 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:29,493 Luisa. Son! 593 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:30,895 Daughter? Hey. 594 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:35,232 Papa, he saved me. 595 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,801 Well, in that case... 596 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,537 Neighbor. 597 00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:40,838 Friend. 598 00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:46,610 I always knew there would be a happy ending. 599 00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:51,749 (ALL VOCALIZING) 600 00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:01,592 ♪ Love! You are love! 601 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:05,863 ♪ Better far than a metaphor can ever, ever be 602 00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:09,567 ♪ Love! You are love! 603 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,636 ♪ My mystery of love! 604 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:18,676 ♪ Love... Love... Love... 605 00:41:19,176 --> 00:41:22,780 ♪ Love... 606 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,049 ♪ Love... 607 00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:28,853 ♪ Love... 608 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,157 ♪ Love! 609 00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:43,534 Luisa. 610 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:50,241 Ask your dad if you can stay up and watch the sunrise. 611 00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:51,775 You ask him. 612 00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:53,744 (BOTH WHISPERING) 613 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,400 (HUMMING) 614 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,819 LUISA: It's strange, isn't it? 615 00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:44,421 Meeting close up without having to hide from our fathers. 616 00:43:46,156 --> 00:43:47,424 Here I am. 617 00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:49,393 In the flesh. 618 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:51,128 Those days are over. 619 00:43:55,432 --> 00:43:56,934 Yes, I see. 620 00:43:59,903 --> 00:44:01,305 Luisa, what's the matter. 621 00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:04,775 I don't want it to be like this. 622 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,878 Like all the other people that we know sitting on a porch swing, 623 00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:10,280 fumbling for a timid little kiss. 624 00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:14,018 You like me better through a crack in the wall? 625 00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:15,085 No! 626 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,023 But you have to be my hero. 627 00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:20,891 I do? 628 00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:23,694 Yes. You have to be. 629 00:44:25,462 --> 00:44:27,031 You're right. 630 00:44:27,464 --> 00:44:29,033 You're right. 631 00:44:31,035 --> 00:44:32,236 That moon 632 00:44:32,903 --> 00:44:33,971 is ours. 633 00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:36,373 We own it. 634 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,443 I will not let it wane. 635 00:44:40,244 --> 00:44:41,879 Stop moon. 636 00:44:41,912 --> 00:44:43,213 Wane not. 637 00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:44,948 I command thee. 638 00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:46,083 Wax. 639 00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:48,352 That's it. That's the man I love. 640 00:44:48,385 --> 00:44:49,820 Come. 641 00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:53,457 Come into my arms and here, take this, 642 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:56,326 this burning kiss to wear upon your lips. 643 00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:05,235 What? 644 00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:11,141 Did you gargle with something. 645 00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:14,111 Yes, salt water. 646 00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:16,947 Salt water. 647 00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,883 It kills the germs. 648 00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:38,335 This plum is too ripe. 649 00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:40,504 Sorry. 650 00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:46,343 Please don't watch me while I'm eating. 651 00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:47,978 Sorry. 652 00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:58,355 ♪ Take away the golden moonbeam 653 00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:02,292 ♪ Take away the tinsel sky 654 00:46:02,326 --> 00:46:05,529 ♪ What at night seems oh so scenic 655 00:46:06,296 --> 00:46:09,533 ♪ May be cynic by and by 656 00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:13,904 ♪ Take away the painted sunset 657 00:46:14,538 --> 00:46:18,442 ♪ Take away the blue lagoon 658 00:46:18,475 --> 00:46:21,879 ♪ What at night seems oh so scenic 659 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:25,349 ♪ May be cynic much too soon 660 00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:29,887 ♪ Take away the sense of drama 661 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:33,323 ♪ Take away the puppet play 662 00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:37,594 ♪ What at night seems oh so scenic 663 00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:41,365 ♪ May be cynic by today 664 00:46:42,366 --> 00:46:46,436 ♪ Take away the secret meetings 665 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:49,339 ♪ Take away the chance to fight 666 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:54,344 ♪ What at night seems oh so scenic 667 00:46:54,378 --> 00:46:57,948 ♪ May be cynic in the light 668 00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:09,293 ALL: ♪ So take it away and paint it up right! 669 00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:13,230 ♪ So take it away and decorate it! 670 00:47:13,263 --> 00:47:17,367 ♪ So take it away, that sun is too bright! 671 00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:22,339 ♪ I say that it really is a pity It used to be so pretty 672 00:47:22,372 --> 00:47:26,376 ♪ Take away the golden moonbeam 673 00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:30,414 ♪ Take away the tinted sunset LUISA: ♪ Take away the tinsel sky 674 00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:32,382 ♪ What at night seems oh so scenic 675 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,318 (OVERLAPPING) ♪ Take away the sense of drama 676 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:36,053 ♪ May be cynic by and by 677 00:47:36,086 --> 00:47:38,255 ♪ Take away the secret meetings 678 00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:39,957 ♪ Take away the chance to fight 679 00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:41,358 ♪ May be cynic much too soon 680 00:47:42,392 --> 00:47:46,330 ♪ What at night seems oh so scenic 681 00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:51,635 ♪ May be cynic in the light 682 00:47:53,103 --> 00:47:55,973 ALL: ♪ By today 683 00:47:57,140 --> 00:47:59,676 ♪ Much too soon 684 00:48:01,178 --> 00:48:05,983 ♪ By and by 685 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,952 This plum is too ripe! 686 00:48:08,986 --> 00:48:10,120 ALL: ♪ Sorry 687 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:15,926 Tell you one thing, 688 00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:19,496 staying up all night isn't what it's cracked up to be. 689 00:48:19,529 --> 00:48:21,031 Well, it might've been if you hadn't 690 00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,566 sat around yawning the whole time. 691 00:48:24,201 --> 00:48:25,335 Sorry. 692 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,572 But I had an exhausting battle, remember? 693 00:48:28,605 --> 00:48:31,008 And what about me? What did I have? 694 00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:37,581 You're not the only ones who didn't get any sleep around here. 695 00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:40,717 Damn swing creaking all night, and you two bickering. 696 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,620 Why don't you put some oil in that thing? 697 00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:48,258 Why don't ya paint your house? 698 00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:50,160 What? What'd he say? 699 00:48:50,193 --> 00:48:52,529 It's an eyesore. Ruins the whole neighborhood. 700 00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:55,198 Neighborhood? There ain't no neighborhood around here! 701 00:48:55,232 --> 00:48:57,167 Slopping the pigs right in front of the house. 702 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,136 While we're at it, I just assumed everybody 703 00:48:59,169 --> 00:49:01,271 didn't walk through my corn field singing. 704 00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:03,674 What are you two fighting about? This is our argument. 705 00:49:03,707 --> 00:49:05,008 What? What'd she say? 706 00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:06,677 She said, "This is our argument!" 707 00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:08,745 Well, knock it off, for crying out loud. 708 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:12,683 If we thought you were gonna act like this, we never would've... 709 00:49:12,716 --> 00:49:16,253 I just think that maybe a "thank you" might have been in order. 710 00:49:17,154 --> 00:49:18,755 Never would've what? 711 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:19,990 (EXHALES) 712 00:49:22,392 --> 00:49:24,795 We never would've let you stay out all night! 713 00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:28,165 Your father and I, we treat you like adults. 714 00:49:28,198 --> 00:49:31,101 And you turn around and you act like a couple of spoilt kids. 715 00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:33,570 Now, I want you two to kiss and make up. 716 00:49:33,603 --> 00:49:35,305 This should be a beautiful moment. 717 00:49:35,339 --> 00:49:36,606 An act of heroism took place last night. 718 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,075 Come on. 719 00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:39,209 No expense was spared. 720 00:49:43,547 --> 00:49:45,115 Bellomy. 721 00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:54,791 Nice going, Bellomy. 722 00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:59,096 Two hundred and fifty smackers down the drain. 723 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:02,733 This is just great. 724 00:50:02,766 --> 00:50:04,234 MATT: Wait a minute. 725 00:50:04,267 --> 00:50:06,069 You two paid for us? 726 00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,407 All my heroics were make believe? 727 00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:20,484 What would you call a man who would stoop 728 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:22,452 as low as to do something like this? 729 00:50:23,253 --> 00:50:24,454 A father. 730 00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:31,495 Matt, where are you going? 731 00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:33,096 I got a score to settle. 732 00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:35,098 Wait, I'm coming with you. 733 00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:36,166 Luisa. 734 00:50:36,733 --> 00:50:37,734 Luisa. 735 00:50:40,270 --> 00:50:42,539 Matt, wait, I'm coming with you. 736 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,552 No refunds. Even with a receipt. 737 00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:01,158 Somebody get me a sword. 738 00:51:15,672 --> 00:51:16,706 (GROANS) 739 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:23,380 En garde! 740 00:51:33,557 --> 00:51:34,724 Up a bit with the wrists. 741 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:37,627 A foot back more. 742 00:51:37,661 --> 00:51:40,130 Never take your eyes from your opponent! 743 00:51:41,865 --> 00:51:42,899 Quickly! 744 00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:45,635 Aim for the entrails. 745 00:51:45,669 --> 00:51:46,903 Good. Encore. 746 00:51:51,408 --> 00:51:52,642 You have great enthusiasm, 747 00:51:52,676 --> 00:51:55,412 but as in all things, experience counts for everything. 748 00:52:07,357 --> 00:52:08,358 (GRUNTING) 749 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,394 It's impolite to attack a man 750 00:52:11,428 --> 00:52:12,796 once he's in his space of shaving. 751 00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:16,666 Oh, I forgot. You don't shave. 752 00:52:19,903 --> 00:52:20,904 (GRUNTING) 753 00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:26,443 I'm available for lessons. 754 00:52:48,865 --> 00:52:50,800 Matt! 755 00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:53,870 This isn't much fun when you're not being paid. 756 00:52:56,573 --> 00:52:57,807 Matt? 757 00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:09,553 You... You... 758 00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:10,620 Villain. 759 00:53:12,756 --> 00:53:13,757 Don't do that. 760 00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:17,761 You'll hurt your hand. 761 00:53:28,972 --> 00:53:30,373 Nice boy. 762 00:53:34,644 --> 00:53:35,712 Wait. 763 00:53:35,979 --> 00:53:37,013 What? 764 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:38,748 What did you say? 765 00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:41,351 I didn't say anything. 766 00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:43,453 Then what were you thinking? 767 00:53:43,486 --> 00:53:45,589 I wasn't thinking anything. 768 00:53:45,622 --> 00:53:48,625 Yes you were. Well, what are you thinking now? 769 00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:52,028 Well... Go on say it. 770 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:54,664 I just wanted to tell you, I think you were right. 771 00:53:55,865 --> 00:53:57,701 Right? 772 00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,336 Not to pick up the sword again. 773 00:53:59,769 --> 00:54:00,937 Not to fight with him. 774 00:54:02,772 --> 00:54:04,541 What I mean is... 775 00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:06,476 Maybe you're not ready yet. 776 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:08,812 To be a hero. 777 00:54:09,479 --> 00:54:10,247 No? 778 00:54:11,648 --> 00:54:13,316 Well, maybe I can be the villain. 779 00:54:13,350 --> 00:54:15,652 He seems to have all the good scenes. 780 00:54:15,685 --> 00:54:17,354 With you anyway. 781 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,789 "You'll hurt your hand." 782 00:54:19,823 --> 00:54:22,859 (SCOFFS) What a line. 783 00:54:25,762 --> 00:54:27,063 I don't need you. 784 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,665 I don't need any of this. 785 00:54:28,698 --> 00:54:30,066 I'm gonna go out into the big world 786 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,903 and make a pile of money and surround myself with beautiful women 787 00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,672 who appreciate me. 788 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,508 See if I care. 789 00:54:51,087 --> 00:54:52,422 (SOBBING) 790 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:43,606 ♪ Beyond that road lies a shining world 791 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:48,378 ♪ Beyond that road lies despair 792 00:55:49,579 --> 00:55:55,785 ♪ Beyond that road Lies a world that's gleaming 793 00:55:55,819 --> 00:55:58,154 ♪ People who are scheming 794 00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,090 ♪ Beauty! 795 00:56:00,123 --> 00:56:01,391 EL GALLO: ♪ Hunger! 796 00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:02,926 ♪ Glory! 797 00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:04,794 ♪ Sorrow! 798 00:56:04,828 --> 00:56:08,998 ♪ Never a pain or care 799 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:16,773 ♪ He's liable to find 800 00:56:17,607 --> 00:56:23,546 ♪ A couple of surprises there 801 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:30,620 ♪ For, I can see it! 802 00:56:31,921 --> 00:56:35,892 ♪ Shining somewhere! 803 00:56:37,694 --> 00:56:42,132 ♪ Bright lights somewhere Invite me to come there 804 00:56:42,165 --> 00:56:47,904 ♪ And learn! And I'm ready! 805 00:56:47,937 --> 00:56:51,775 ♪ I can hear it! 806 00:56:53,109 --> 00:56:57,647 ♪ Sirens singing! 807 00:56:58,982 --> 00:57:02,952 ♪ Inside my ear I hear them all singing 808 00:57:03,686 --> 00:57:08,458 ♪ Come learn! 809 00:57:09,726 --> 00:57:14,697 ♪ Who knows, maybe All the visions I can see 810 00:57:14,731 --> 00:57:18,001 ♪ May be waiting just for me to say 811 00:57:18,034 --> 00:57:19,502 ♪ I can see it! 812 00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:20,703 ♪ Say 813 00:57:20,737 --> 00:57:22,839 ♪ Shining somewhere! ♪ Say! 814 00:57:22,872 --> 00:57:25,241 ♪ Take me there and make me a part of it! 815 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,676 ♪ Make 816 00:57:26,709 --> 00:57:30,780 ♪ Make me see those shining sights inside of me! 817 00:57:30,814 --> 00:57:33,249 ♪ Make him feel it! 818 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,119 ♪ Make me feel those lights inside 819 00:57:36,152 --> 00:57:41,691 ♪ I know it's so I know that it really may be! 820 00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:43,960 ♪ Just what I always waited for! 821 00:57:43,993 --> 00:57:46,696 ♪ This is what my life's created for! 822 00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:52,902 ♪ Let me learn! 823 00:58:01,578 --> 00:58:03,046 Hello, big boy. 824 00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:06,249 Welcome to the Casbah. 825 00:58:13,723 --> 00:58:16,326 Getting kinda dizzy. That perfume! 826 00:58:16,359 --> 00:58:18,528 It's Alexia de L'Amour. 827 00:58:19,262 --> 00:58:20,797 Drink that. 828 00:58:36,279 --> 00:58:37,647 What is it? 829 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,649 A little something from the Caliph. 830 00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:43,853 Two parts rhino horn, one part mandrake, one part ginseng. 831 00:58:43,887 --> 00:58:47,223 Absinthe and a little sprinkling of cojonas. 832 00:58:48,157 --> 00:58:49,192 What's that? 833 00:58:49,225 --> 00:58:50,226 Don't ask. 834 00:59:23,726 --> 00:59:28,898 ♪ I'd like to swim in a clear blue stream 835 00:59:28,932 --> 00:59:33,903 ♪ Where the water is icy cold 836 00:59:33,937 --> 00:59:39,375 ♪ Then go to town In a golden gown 837 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:44,647 ♪ And have my fortune told 838 00:59:44,681 --> 00:59:47,250 Just once. Just once before you're old. 839 00:59:47,951 --> 00:59:49,185 It's my bandit. 840 00:59:49,218 --> 00:59:50,353 Your bandit, yes. 841 00:59:50,386 --> 00:59:52,188 What are you doing up there in that tree? 842 00:59:52,221 --> 00:59:53,323 Growing ripe. 843 00:59:53,356 --> 00:59:54,958 Don't grow too ripe or you'll fall. 844 00:59:54,991 --> 00:59:56,092 Very wise. 845 00:59:58,227 --> 01:00:00,263 What do you see from up there? 846 01:00:00,296 --> 01:00:01,664 Everything. 847 01:00:01,698 --> 01:00:02,732 Do you see Matt? 848 01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:03,833 Do you care? 849 01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:05,001 No, I just wondered. 850 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:09,138 Can I climb up there beside you? 851 01:00:09,172 --> 01:00:10,640 You can if you can. 852 01:00:13,409 --> 01:00:15,878 You know, there's always my way. 853 01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,282 Put a ladder in the back. 854 01:00:47,176 --> 01:00:48,745 Is it fun to be a bandit? 855 01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:50,780 It has its moments, yes. 856 01:00:50,813 --> 01:00:52,682 I think it must be fun. 857 01:00:53,416 --> 01:00:54,751 So... 858 01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:58,254 How do you do it? 859 01:00:58,287 --> 01:01:00,923 Do you ride into town pretending to be a carnival 860 01:01:00,957 --> 01:01:03,192 and then steal things when people aren't looking? 861 01:01:03,226 --> 01:01:04,927 That's one way to go. 862 01:01:04,961 --> 01:01:06,062 And what do you steal? 863 01:01:06,095 --> 01:01:09,165 Whatever's most valuable. Whatever's treasured most. 864 01:01:10,233 --> 01:01:12,035 That's more like it. 865 01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:18,708 You see this ribbon? 866 01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:23,179 That's where you gave me a bruise. 867 01:01:35,925 --> 01:01:37,393 Take me with you. 868 01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:42,999 Show me your world. 869 01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:49,906 What is it that you want? 870 01:01:52,275 --> 01:01:53,943 That's just it. 871 01:01:54,944 --> 01:01:56,946 I don't know what I want. 872 01:01:58,514 --> 01:02:01,117 I want things I've only heard about 873 01:02:02,218 --> 01:02:03,453 or dreamed. 874 01:02:05,822 --> 01:02:08,825 I want to see places I've never seen before. 875 01:02:08,858 --> 01:02:11,494 I want to do things I've never ever done. 876 01:02:12,829 --> 01:02:14,097 You and I. 877 01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:16,766 Us. Together. 878 01:02:17,533 --> 01:02:18,768 Yes. 879 01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:22,038 Dancing forever and forever. 880 01:02:23,973 --> 01:02:27,477 ♪ Round and round, 'Neath a magic spell 881 01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:31,214 ♪ Velvet gown, pink lapel 882 01:02:31,247 --> 01:02:34,817 ♪ Life is a colorful carousel 883 01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:36,552 ♪ Reckless and terribly gay! 884 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:39,555 ♪ I'm ready anytime 885 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:43,826 ♪ If you'll take me, I'm ready to go! 886 01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:46,896 ♪ So show the way to me 887 01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:49,098 ♪ I will try to be 888 01:02:49,132 --> 01:02:50,867 ♪ Ready to go 889 01:03:05,915 --> 01:03:09,519 ♪ I seem to see Venice We're on a lagoon 890 01:03:09,552 --> 01:03:13,055 ♪ A gondolier's crooning a gondola tune 891 01:03:13,089 --> 01:03:16,325 ♪ The air makes your hair Billow blue in the moon! 892 01:03:16,359 --> 01:03:19,028 ♪ I could swoon! 893 01:03:19,061 --> 01:03:21,097 ♪ You're so blue in the moon! ♪ 894 01:03:22,231 --> 01:03:25,067 Oh, look. Carnival in Venice. 895 01:03:25,101 --> 01:03:27,336 Something I've always wanted to see. 896 01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:29,906 What's this? A mask. 897 01:03:29,939 --> 01:03:31,040 But it doesn't have any expression. 898 01:03:31,073 --> 01:03:32,475 Exactly. 899 01:03:32,508 --> 01:03:35,244 As long as you wear this mask your feelings will never betray you. 900 01:03:35,278 --> 01:03:38,080 No matter what happens, with the mask, you'll be able to laugh 901 01:03:38,114 --> 01:03:40,216 and dance through it all. 902 01:03:40,249 --> 01:03:41,350 That boy looks familiar. 903 01:03:41,384 --> 01:03:42,351 Of course. 904 01:03:42,385 --> 01:03:45,021 He's a country bumpkin, they all look the same. 905 01:03:45,054 --> 01:03:47,223 And they all wind up the same way. 906 01:03:47,256 --> 01:03:48,558 They're stealing his wallet. 907 01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:51,227 Put on the mask, then it's amusing. 908 01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:54,230 Oh, yes, I see, they're just having fun. 909 01:03:55,097 --> 01:03:56,899 Bene! Bene! 910 01:03:57,967 --> 01:03:59,101 (GRUNTS) 911 01:03:59,135 --> 01:04:00,369 EL GALLO: Mustn't cover the necklace. 912 01:04:00,403 --> 01:04:01,971 Luisa. 913 01:04:02,004 --> 01:04:05,241 It's much too beautiful. 914 01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:10,346 ♪ We'll just dance! 915 01:04:10,379 --> 01:04:17,353 ♪ We'll kick up our heels to music and dance! 916 01:04:17,386 --> 01:04:20,323 ♪ Until my head reels with music 917 01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:23,626 ♪ Just like a lovely real romance Luisa! 918 01:04:23,659 --> 01:04:28,064 ♪ All we'll do is daily dance 919 01:04:28,097 --> 01:04:31,467 ♪ All we'll do is just dance 920 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,537 ♪ All we'll do is just dance 921 01:04:34,570 --> 01:04:36,672 ♪ All we'll do is just... Luisa! 922 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:39,141 Really? I'm exhausted. 923 01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:41,644 You can't be. The evening's just started. 924 01:04:41,677 --> 01:04:45,348 ♪ I seem to see Athens, it's terribly chic 925 01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:49,085 ♪ Atop the Acropolis, it's terribly Greek 926 01:04:49,118 --> 01:04:52,421 ♪ There's Venus, Adonis, and us Cheek to cheek 927 01:04:52,455 --> 01:04:54,624 ♪ Oh, how chic! 928 01:04:54,657 --> 01:04:57,026 ♪ To be Greek cheek to cheek! ♪ 929 01:04:59,128 --> 01:05:00,129 (COUGHS) 930 01:05:02,131 --> 01:05:03,399 Oh, look. 931 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:06,302 A Greek temple. 932 01:05:06,335 --> 01:05:09,171 And they're having some sort of contest. 933 01:05:09,205 --> 01:05:10,940 Maybe it's the Olympics! 934 01:05:11,707 --> 01:05:13,709 Yes! It's Greek wrestling. 935 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,444 Yes. 936 01:05:15,478 --> 01:05:18,180 That boy... They're gonna kill him. 937 01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:20,449 Now remember, if it is unpleasant. 938 01:05:20,483 --> 01:05:22,952 Yes, of course, the mask. 939 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:26,956 Oh, I see, It's a game. 940 01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:30,092 I just love classic sports. 941 01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:33,696 You look lovely. 942 01:05:33,729 --> 01:05:38,668 ♪ We'll just dance! 943 01:05:38,701 --> 01:05:45,474 ♪ We'll kick up our heels to music and dance! 944 01:05:45,508 --> 01:05:48,177 ♪ Until my head reels with music 945 01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:51,714 ♪ Just like a lovely real romance Luisa! 946 01:05:51,747 --> 01:05:55,451 ♪ All we'll do is daily dance 947 01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:58,054 ♪ All we'll do is just dance 948 01:05:58,521 --> 01:05:59,889 Luisa. 949 01:05:59,922 --> 01:06:03,159 ♪ All we'll do is just dance All we'll do is just... ♪ 950 01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:04,493 Phew! 951 01:06:04,527 --> 01:06:06,295 Couldn't we just sit this one out? 952 01:06:06,329 --> 01:06:08,764 Ridiculous. When there's music to be danced to? 953 01:06:09,598 --> 01:06:11,200 Play, gypsies. 954 01:06:13,402 --> 01:06:17,073 ♪ We'll be in Benghazi or maybe Bombay 955 01:06:17,106 --> 01:06:20,409 ♪ I understand India is terribly gay 956 01:06:20,443 --> 01:06:23,612 ♪ The natives assemble on feast day and play 957 01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:26,115 ♪ With their snakes? 958 01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:28,351 ♪ What a racket it makes! 959 01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:31,487 (HISSING) 960 01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:35,224 I think I'm going to love India. 961 01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:38,227 Such a big population, and I adore crowds. 962 01:06:39,095 --> 01:06:40,796 Oh, look, there's a fakir. 963 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,365 Hi, fakir. 964 01:06:43,432 --> 01:06:45,134 See, he's there with his assistants. 965 01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:48,604 They all know Yogi and they're just all loads of fun. 966 01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:49,672 (GROANING) 967 01:06:49,705 --> 01:06:51,640 There's a young one. 968 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,709 They're putting him down on some nails. 969 01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:56,212 If he fails, he'll be cut to bits by those nails. 970 01:06:56,645 --> 01:06:58,080 (WHIMPERING) 971 01:06:58,581 --> 01:06:59,815 I don't want to see this. 972 01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:02,585 You're probably right, it may be someone you know. 973 01:07:04,487 --> 01:07:06,822 LUISA: (LAUGHS) I see, he's just faking. 974 01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:08,591 He's a fake fakir. 975 01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:11,193 Fake. 976 01:07:11,694 --> 01:07:12,695 (SCREAMING) 977 01:07:13,429 --> 01:07:16,298 I hate fakes. 978 01:07:16,332 --> 01:07:20,803 ♪ We'll just dance! 979 01:07:20,836 --> 01:07:25,441 ♪ We'll kick up our heels to music and dance! 980 01:07:25,474 --> 01:07:27,443 ♪ Until my head reels with music 981 01:07:27,476 --> 01:07:29,378 ♪ Just like a lovely real romance 982 01:07:29,412 --> 01:07:31,414 ♪ All we'll do is daily dance 983 01:07:31,447 --> 01:07:35,651 ♪ I can see the friendly natives! 984 01:07:35,684 --> 01:07:37,653 ♪ All we'll do is just dance 985 01:07:37,686 --> 01:07:40,156 ♪ All we'll do is just All we'll do is just 986 01:07:40,189 --> 01:07:42,758 ♪ All we'll do is just All we'll do is just 987 01:07:43,893 --> 01:07:49,565 ♪ All we'll do 988 01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:53,235 ♪ is just 989 01:07:53,702 --> 01:08:00,342 ♪ dance 990 01:08:03,846 --> 01:08:05,381 (THUNDER CRACKING) 991 01:08:14,457 --> 01:08:15,558 I'm suddenly afraid. 992 01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:16,625 Of what? 993 01:08:17,226 --> 01:08:18,594 I don't know. 994 01:08:19,462 --> 01:08:20,763 Something. 995 01:08:20,796 --> 01:08:22,231 Maybe you should go home. 996 01:08:23,899 --> 01:08:27,536 All my life I've waited for something magical to happen. 997 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:31,240 Now at last, with you, it will. 998 01:08:31,273 --> 01:08:33,676 Or what if it's all just illusions? 999 01:08:34,577 --> 01:08:36,612 Sleight of hand. 1000 01:08:37,746 --> 01:08:39,281 This for example. 1001 01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:42,751 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 1002 01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:47,756 The glamorous sideshows. 1003 01:08:48,824 --> 01:08:50,259 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1004 01:08:56,765 --> 01:08:57,933 It's all scenery. 1005 01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:00,369 Smoke 1006 01:09:01,237 --> 01:09:02,538 and mirrors. 1007 01:09:03,506 --> 01:09:04,940 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1008 01:09:18,521 --> 01:09:19,822 Well, what do you think now? 1009 01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:24,393 I think you're wonderful. 1010 01:09:26,562 --> 01:09:29,765 But don't you understand it was only a trick? 1011 01:09:29,798 --> 01:09:31,233 And when you're dealing with tricks, 1012 01:09:31,267 --> 01:09:34,270 what you see isn't always what you get. 1013 01:09:47,816 --> 01:09:49,985 I'm warning you to be careful. 1014 01:09:52,288 --> 01:09:53,722 I know you are. 1015 01:09:55,357 --> 01:09:56,859 But I trust you. 1016 01:09:58,794 --> 01:10:01,497 I know that you'll make it all right. 1017 01:10:05,301 --> 01:10:06,669 Oh, very well then. 1018 01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:09,438 You better go pack some things so that we can run away together. 1019 01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:12,408 After all, you can't run away and stay at home at the same time. 1020 01:10:12,441 --> 01:10:15,411 Well, who cares if we never see this one goat town again. 1021 01:10:15,444 --> 01:10:16,745 We can drop by in five or six years 1022 01:10:16,779 --> 01:10:18,247 to see if your father is still alive. 1023 01:10:21,717 --> 01:10:23,385 What? The world 1024 01:10:24,386 --> 01:10:25,688 is waiting. 1025 01:10:28,591 --> 01:10:29,992 I wonder if Matt... 1026 01:10:30,025 --> 01:10:31,260 Matt? 1027 01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:37,399 Never mind. 1028 01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:41,837 All right, go. 1029 01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:44,306 Get ready. 1030 01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:46,875 See if you can borrow a little money while you're about it. 1031 01:10:52,815 --> 01:10:54,416 Kiss me first. 1032 01:11:18,073 --> 01:11:22,711 No matter what happens, I'll never, ever forget that kiss. 1033 01:11:24,980 --> 01:11:27,049 A unique sensation of an unworldly nature 1034 01:11:27,082 --> 01:11:29,385 running from the base of the spine to the knees. 1035 01:11:31,053 --> 01:11:32,054 (LAUGHS) 1036 01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:42,431 Wait. 1037 01:11:43,999 --> 01:11:47,403 Give me a trinket to pledge that you'll come back. 1038 01:11:48,437 --> 01:11:49,571 That necklace. 1039 01:11:50,472 --> 01:11:51,807 It was my mother's. 1040 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,410 Good. It will service your pledge. 1041 01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:07,589 I will leave you my mother's necklace 1042 01:12:07,623 --> 01:12:09,458 because it is my favorite thing. 1043 01:12:10,726 --> 01:12:11,994 Guard it. 1044 01:12:12,027 --> 01:12:13,762 And I'll go pack. 1045 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,832 I won't be long. 1046 01:12:21,704 --> 01:12:23,372 You're really taking me with you? 1047 01:12:24,773 --> 01:12:26,041 Would I lie? 1048 01:12:42,157 --> 01:12:43,859 I won't be long. 1049 01:12:51,533 --> 01:12:52,735 You will be here? 1050 01:12:53,802 --> 01:12:55,070 I promise. 1051 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,122 All right, move it out. 1052 01:13:23,866 --> 01:13:25,134 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 1053 01:13:48,724 --> 01:13:49,825 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1054 01:14:00,235 --> 01:14:03,038 Ah, the prodigal son comes out from his trip around the world. 1055 01:14:03,071 --> 01:14:06,708 Allow me to say, you look much wiser but less well groomed. 1056 01:14:06,742 --> 01:14:07,910 Leave me alone. 1057 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:10,112 Fine, I'm in a bit of a rush, anyway. 1058 01:14:10,145 --> 01:14:11,880 Where did you get that? Oh, this? 1059 01:14:12,714 --> 01:14:13,882 It's just a souvenir. 1060 01:14:13,916 --> 01:14:15,150 It's Luisa's. 1061 01:14:15,184 --> 01:14:16,285 You stole it. 1062 01:14:16,318 --> 01:14:17,486 Please, she gave it to me. 1063 01:14:17,519 --> 01:14:19,788 Not that it's any business of yours. Now, as I said. 1064 01:14:19,822 --> 01:14:20,823 (GRUNTS) 1065 01:14:22,691 --> 01:14:23,759 (GROANS) 1066 01:14:25,727 --> 01:14:27,696 All right. Move it out. 1067 01:14:39,174 --> 01:14:40,509 El Gallo. 1068 01:14:52,721 --> 01:14:53,922 El Gallo! 1069 01:14:58,861 --> 01:15:00,062 El Gallo? 1070 01:15:01,597 --> 01:15:02,798 El Gallo! 1071 01:15:11,073 --> 01:15:12,140 (SOBBING) 1072 01:15:19,214 --> 01:15:23,619 EL GALLO: There is a curious paradox that no one can explain. 1073 01:15:23,652 --> 01:15:27,723 Who understands the secret of the reaping of the grain. 1074 01:15:27,756 --> 01:15:32,160 Who understands why spring is born out of winter's laboring pain. 1075 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:35,564 Or why we all must die a bit before we grow again. 1076 01:15:40,936 --> 01:15:42,070 Matt. 1077 01:15:46,174 --> 01:15:47,776 What happened? 1078 01:15:48,911 --> 01:15:50,879 You look awful. 1079 01:15:50,913 --> 01:15:53,782 It isn't worth tears, Luisa, please. 1080 01:15:57,819 --> 01:16:00,923 Did you find the money and the beautiful women. 1081 01:16:01,690 --> 01:16:03,759 I can't remember, I... 1082 01:16:03,792 --> 01:16:06,662 I was drugged or hypnotized or something. 1083 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:11,733 There was this funny light and mirrors. 1084 01:16:12,334 --> 01:16:13,735 I know. 1085 01:16:14,369 --> 01:16:16,305 And there was this music. 1086 01:16:16,338 --> 01:16:18,840 Strange music and people 1087 01:16:18,874 --> 01:16:20,709 turning and spinning and... 1088 01:16:20,742 --> 01:16:22,044 Wearing masks. 1089 01:16:23,011 --> 01:16:24,780 I remember crying out. 1090 01:16:24,813 --> 01:16:26,281 But no one came to help you. 1091 01:16:32,988 --> 01:16:34,122 I'm sorry, Matt. 1092 01:16:36,024 --> 01:16:37,259 No, I... 1093 01:16:37,826 --> 01:16:39,227 It's all right. 1094 01:16:41,096 --> 01:16:42,631 I deserved it. 1095 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:44,800 I've been foolish. 1096 01:16:45,834 --> 01:16:47,169 I have, too. 1097 01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:50,305 Believe me, more than you. 1098 01:16:55,477 --> 01:16:59,114 ♪ When the moon was young 1099 01:16:59,147 --> 01:17:02,985 ♪ When the month was May 1100 01:17:03,018 --> 01:17:09,257 ♪ When the stage was hung for my holiday 1101 01:17:10,058 --> 01:17:13,695 ♪ I saw shining lights 1102 01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:17,165 ♪ But I never knew 1103 01:17:17,199 --> 01:17:20,068 ♪ They were you They were you 1104 01:17:21,069 --> 01:17:22,904 ♪ They were you 1105 01:17:24,773 --> 01:17:28,176 ♪ When the dance was done 1106 01:17:28,210 --> 01:17:31,847 ♪ When I went my way 1107 01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:38,186 ♪ When I tried to find rainbows far away 1108 01:17:38,954 --> 01:17:42,324 ♪ All the lovely lights 1109 01:17:42,357 --> 01:17:46,061 ♪ Seemed to fade from view 1110 01:17:46,094 --> 01:17:49,498 ♪ They were you They were you 1111 01:17:49,531 --> 01:17:53,335 ♪ They were you 1112 01:17:53,368 --> 01:18:00,175 BOTH: ♪ Without you near me 1113 01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:06,381 ♪ I can't see 1114 01:18:07,315 --> 01:18:13,321 ♪ When you're near me 1115 01:18:14,189 --> 01:18:19,261 ♪ Wonderful things come to be 1116 01:18:21,063 --> 01:18:24,266 ♪ Every secret prayer 1117 01:18:24,933 --> 01:18:28,403 ♪ Every fancy free 1118 01:18:28,437 --> 01:18:35,777 ♪ Everything I dared for both you and me 1119 01:18:35,811 --> 01:18:39,247 ♪ All my wildest dreams 1120 01:18:39,281 --> 01:18:43,251 ♪ Multiplied by two 1121 01:18:43,285 --> 01:18:45,153 ♪ They were you 1122 01:18:45,187 --> 01:18:46,988 ♪ They were you 1123 01:18:47,022 --> 01:18:50,225 ♪ They were you 1124 01:18:52,294 --> 01:18:56,198 ♪ They were you 1125 01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:58,300 ♪ They were you 1126 01:19:00,435 --> 01:19:05,540 ♪ They were you 1127 01:19:27,462 --> 01:19:29,231 I missed you, Matt. 1128 01:19:29,998 --> 01:19:31,466 I missed you, too. 1129 01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:34,035 Here, maybe I can stop your bleeding. 1130 01:19:34,069 --> 01:19:35,470 You already have. 1131 01:19:42,344 --> 01:19:44,212 You've been hurt too. 1132 01:19:47,549 --> 01:19:50,085 Look, it's beginning to snow. 1133 01:19:51,186 --> 01:19:52,954 I know. Here. 1134 01:19:53,955 --> 01:19:55,323 Take my coat. 1135 01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:57,492 Both. 1136 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,495 There's room there for both. 1137 01:20:09,971 --> 01:20:14,142 ♪ Love! You are love! 1138 01:20:14,176 --> 01:20:15,410 ♪ You are love! 1139 01:20:15,443 --> 01:20:22,217 ♪ Better far than a metaphor can ever, ever be 1140 01:20:23,351 --> 01:20:25,954 ♪ Love! ♪ You are love! 1141 01:20:25,987 --> 01:20:27,422 ♪ You are love! 1142 01:20:27,455 --> 01:20:29,991 ♪ You are love! 1143 01:20:31,259 --> 01:20:33,929 ♪ My mystery 1144 01:20:33,962 --> 01:20:37,132 ♪ My mystery 1145 01:20:39,234 --> 01:20:41,903 ♪ Of Love! 1146 01:20:41,937 --> 01:20:43,338 BELLOMY: Look, they've come back. 1147 01:20:43,371 --> 01:20:45,040 HUCKLEBEE: It's a miracle. 1148 01:20:45,073 --> 01:20:46,474 They're home. 1149 01:20:48,210 --> 01:20:49,277 Matt! 1150 01:20:51,479 --> 01:20:52,647 Luisa. 1151 01:20:54,683 --> 01:21:01,022 EL GALLO: ♪ Try to remember the kind of September 1152 01:21:01,056 --> 01:21:07,529 ♪ When life was slow and oh, so mellow 1153 01:21:07,562 --> 01:21:14,002 ♪ Try to remember the kind of September 1154 01:21:14,035 --> 01:21:20,542 ♪ When grass was green and grain was yellow 1155 01:21:20,575 --> 01:21:26,948 ♪ Try to remember the kind of September 1156 01:21:26,982 --> 01:21:32,587 ♪ When you were a tender and callow fellow 1157 01:21:33,655 --> 01:21:39,628 ♪ Try to remember, and if you remember 1158 01:21:39,661 --> 01:21:41,263 ♪ Then follow 1159 01:21:46,601 --> 01:21:52,374 ♪ Deep in December, it's nice to remember 1160 01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:58,580 ♪ Although you know the snow will follow 1161 01:21:58,613 --> 01:22:04,386 ♪ Deep in December, it's nice to remember 1162 01:22:04,419 --> 01:22:10,558 ♪ Without a hurt the heart is hollow 1163 01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:16,431 ♪ Deep in December, it's nice to remember 1164 01:22:16,464 --> 01:22:21,970 ♪ The fire of September that made us mellow 1165 01:22:23,505 --> 01:22:30,478 ♪ Deep in December, our hearts should remember 1166 01:22:32,347 --> 01:22:34,316 ♪ And follow